MacFreak Movie

26 11 2005

Peter has put together a silly wee film about the MacFreak Day on 25 November, with a very professional sounding Dutch voice-over. It gives a nice impression of the day, but a brilliant view of ye olde Dutch laptop Flying. Wheeeeeeeeeee!  MacFreak organised it as a follow up of the “Olde Dutch PC Throwing” of 2003. I threw a Dell 15 metres 40. Not bad. The Acer went 28 metres and won. Mine was the better splat though. I expertly made it land on its corner – keys went flying everywhere and the screen shattered. It was all strangely liberating. As was the new tattoo on my ankle. Fuck MacOS X, that’s all I’m saying.





And the next day…

16 07 2005

Fuck this Apple-Lark. I spent good money on legal software and it won’t fucking upgrade. After at least 90 minutes on the phone with those useless fucking support people at Apple I am told to do a clean install. Wipe the hard disk and start again. I have spent three frustrating hours of my free Saturday trying to upgrade 10.2.8 to Tiger. No chance. And they simply tell me ‘sorry, doesn’t work’. They won’t even connect me to second line support. They don’t apologise for their crappy software. No, just erase and start again. “That is the solution.” Yes, I know, you dumb cow, but it doesn’t explain why it happens to my machine. All my software, all my settings, all my documents… Just back-up, erase and start again. I might as well be a Microsoft customer. What happened to the user-friendly computer company? Maybe I should switch to Linux… I have SO had enough of this. Fuck it. I’m boing back to 8.6. That’s the last thing I understood. Morons.





Intel inside…

7 06 2005

I have loved the Macintosh since I first laid my hands on one in 1990. The little SE was beautiful and the things it could do! Working as a temp for Stevenage Borough Council, I used it to make a huge report look really smart. I loved that little machine and I was sure my future was in DTP.

For a year after I worked in marketing, as system manager for several Apple Macs. The presentation of system 7 was a huge event. That was during my last job in England. I moved back to the Netherlands and as a temp, was forced to work again with DOS and  Windows. The Dutch thought WordPerfect was the bees knees. It was as bad as having to go back to an electronic typewriter in 1988, after two years of DEC VAXNotes and All-in-1.
The introduction of Windwos95 didn’t make sense. What was the big deal? I had been looking at windows for years. By this time, I had bought my own Apple, a Classic LC. Yes, I was a Mac fan, a Mac freak and all those other things. Up to a few months ago, I defended my beloved OS tooth and nail. But to be honest, my love has cooled considerably since MacOS X. I used to know every file and every folder on my machine. I could fix anything. But my Mac has been a mystery to me since OS X. I don’t want to be a programmer and fart around in the Terminal. If I enjoyed doing that, I would have stuck with DOS. I work with MS Word and could even work with Outlook and Internet Explorer if I wanted to. The software isn’t all that different anymore.
When Microsoft invested $ 150 million in Apple in 1997, I was shocked. The emotions felt by fans the world over, are not shared by those running the business. That’s kinda logical but when Wozniak and Jobs started, they weren’t going to run the business like the others do.  And now Apple is switching to use Intel processors. I know I know, business is business. But I feel as though the heart of the machine has been squandered. Intel inside, desillusion outside.








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